squirrellol:

You can’t play with people’s lives like that…
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You don’t buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam - went full retard, went home empty handed.

therydedivine:

Me.  All the time.

permantrackstar:

[x]

On why he would marry Spock (Fuck/Marry/Kill game) x

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

therydedivine:

princerogersnelsons:

thewriterwhodoesntwrite:

This is the only time i’ll ever like her. 

lmfao, damn.

When Taylor Swift can justifiably look down her nose at you, it’s time to re-think your life…